Step One: Add a fuckton of Corn Syrup you’re not gonna eat
Step One: Add a fuckton of Corn Syrup you’re not gonna eat
by MrStink45
34 Comments
Phaket
Finally something on this sub that is stupid and i wouldnt eat
wizardrous
To be fair, I bet that black crispy sludge does taste like lava. In that it tastes like burnt shit.
Al_Mahroom
“That is crazy”
Is it really, sir? You just ate corn syrup and marshmallows, how crazy can that really be?
changingshades
be sure to stock up on insulin if you do this
crumpledfilth
“that is crazy, this was 100% worth it”
>shovels spoonfulls of corn syrup into his mouth
xX420GanjaWarlordXx
At this point, I’m just waiting for someone dumb enough to start injecting corn syrup straight into their veins.
crystalline1299
This is actually so awful 😭. May as well just eat a bag of sugar and save yourself the effort
GrimdarkThorhammer
Hold on I need to go convulse on the floor for a bit after watching this.
howdareyoujeff
This makes my tummy hurt
edotman
This would’ve been a much better video if he admitted it tasted like diabetes and shit.
Nick-Bemo
I’ve got a 5 year old cousin that would demolish this
shaggybirb
That made me physically recoil.
ionised
Well, that man’s lying.
How low we’ve fallen.
Goodechild
Does it taste like lava? Sir, how would you know?
Particular_Sir_207
Cancer speedrun
Excellent-Baseball-5
“ now let’s see if it actually taste like lava”. What an absolute moron this guy is.
Cerebral_Overload
Diabetes and cancer in one dish. Impressive.
HeimrekHringariki
What a great way to get cancer. But I’m disappointed he didn’t have some real lava there to compare it with as how else would he know it tasted like the real thing?
spain-train
What is the fifth ingredient???
fffan9391
It looks cool, but it’s a waste of food.
Alech1m
“hmmm cancer”
No but seriously, sugar burnt black is realy bad. Google “Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons”. They appear every time you burn something orcanic in different quantities but sugar already Beeing that cyclic means they appear in quiet high concentrations.
TheNerdNugget
I wonder if you could make this work less idiotically with Jello
TitsMcGee8854
Why wouldn’t you use, hear me out, pudding.
LessFish777
“That is craaaazy” CRAZY NASTY?! Ffs that’s foul 😭
BlonsPLe
I mean that’s kind of cool
Pandabumone
0_Johnathan_Hill_0
Wait… so spoon fulls of corn syrup now? We not even putting in the work to mask it with junk food, just spoon fulls of the corn syrup huh?
Hoodibird
I thought the black must be some form of oreo crumbs and the lava could be a mix of yogurt and jam, but no… it’s just marshmallow that were completely burnt, on top of syrup with red food coloring And raw corn starch. :/ We need to put a stop to this ragebait content…
StarsEatMyCrown
I like the idea of recreating AI recipes. I think it’s supposed to be stupid.
Detective-Platypus
why not use fucking jello????
OOF-MY-PEE-PEE
i mean, at least it looks cool? i guess
spipscards
This guy gives me a feeling of visceral disgust
Sweet-Main9480
everyone’s talking about the corn syrup but what about the UNCOOKED CORNSTARCH…. even if you *did* want to eat straight corn syrup it’d taste floury, but also when it’s not cooked it’s doing next to nothing for the consistency????
mrpoopybuttthole_
carcinogens and glucose, why don’t you just smoke and drink jelly beans like the rest of us
34 Comments
Finally something on this sub that is stupid and i wouldnt eat
To be fair, I bet that black crispy sludge does taste like lava. In that it tastes like burnt shit.
“That is crazy”
Is it really, sir? You just ate corn syrup and marshmallows, how crazy can that really be?
be sure to stock up on insulin if you do this
“that is crazy, this was 100% worth it”
>shovels spoonfulls of corn syrup into his mouth
At this point, I’m just waiting for someone dumb enough to start injecting corn syrup straight into their veins.
This is actually so awful 😭. May as well just eat a bag of sugar and save yourself the effort
Hold on I need to go convulse on the floor for a bit after watching this.
This makes my tummy hurt
This would’ve been a much better video if he admitted it tasted like diabetes and shit.
I’ve got a 5 year old cousin that would demolish this
That made me physically recoil.
Well, that man’s lying.
How low we’ve fallen.
Does it taste like lava? Sir, how would you know?
Cancer speedrun
“ now let’s see if it actually taste like lava”. What an absolute moron this guy is.
Diabetes and cancer in one dish. Impressive.
What a great way to get cancer. But I’m disappointed he didn’t have some real lava there to compare it with as how else would he know it tasted like the real thing?
What is the fifth ingredient???
It looks cool, but it’s a waste of food.
“hmmm cancer”
No but seriously, sugar burnt black is realy bad. Google “Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons”. They appear every time you burn something orcanic in different quantities but sugar already Beeing that cyclic means they appear in quiet high concentrations.
I wonder if you could make this work less idiotically with Jello
Why wouldn’t you use, hear me out, pudding.
“That is craaaazy” CRAZY NASTY?! Ffs that’s foul 😭
I mean that’s kind of cool
Wait…
so spoon fulls of corn syrup now?
We not even putting in the work to mask it with junk food, just spoon fulls of the corn syrup huh?
I thought the black must be some form of oreo crumbs and the lava could be a mix of yogurt and jam, but no… it’s just marshmallow that were completely burnt, on top of syrup with red food coloring And raw corn starch. :/ We need to put a stop to this ragebait content…
I like the idea of recreating AI recipes. I think it’s supposed to be stupid.
why not use fucking jello????
i mean, at least it looks cool? i guess
This guy gives me a feeling of visceral disgust
everyone’s talking about the corn syrup but what about the UNCOOKED CORNSTARCH…. even if you *did* want to eat straight corn syrup it’d taste floury, but also when it’s not cooked it’s doing next to nothing for the consistency????
carcinogens and glucose, why don’t you just smoke and drink jelly beans like the rest of us